Cooking pans are all the same, right? That’s obviously incorrect; different pans use different materials, handles are of different strengths, metals can go to different temperatures, and the experience points required to wield them all differ.

Wait, experience points?

Combat Kitchenware, a new project running on Kickstarter, looks to meet the needs of the Dungeons and Dragons diners. Morlock Enterprises has crafted the Fighting Man’s Frying Pan, a standard variety of pans with an aluminum/silicon handle designed like a broadsword. For various Kickstarter reward levels, you can acquire a different size of cook pan, Epic Quest Cards (recipes), handle kits, and trivets.

What could be down the road for this company? “Meat-tenderizing maces” are teased in the video, but a wide adoption of these pans is the goal.

Obviously, Martha Stewart won’t be using the dishes pans for anything in her kitchen, but those who enjoy a little bit of swords and sorcery with their steak and eggs might find newfound interest in their cookware.