How To Make Taurus-Baked Cookies And Biscuits

It has been a hot summer; one of the hottest in history, in fact, with Atlanta reaching 106, the highest that’s ever been recorded. This forces us to both stay cool and stay indoors. We would love some treats though, but we don’t exactly want to turn on a hot oven inside, helping bake us along with whatever dish we’re cooking.

So, naturally, we have to cook outside… where it’s hot, and we don’t want to be.

There had been stories out there of people baking cookies in their car; the relatively low heat compared to an oven is balanced out by the extended period of time they’re in there. It’s a natural heat, one that doesn’t rack up the gas bill, and since you leave the car outside, it doesn’t heat up the house.

It was decided that biscuits would be an interesting diversion from cookies as well, and with cookies being called “biscuits” in other countries, a fun pun. We wanted to try out a silicone baking mat; compare that to the regular baking surface and see if there’s any difference than just cooking straight on a perforated sheet pan. With a quick run to the store for Hershey’s Mini Kisses (12 Big Deluxe Cookies in a Special Edition, which is just surprising that food can have a “Special Edition”) and Grands! Jr. Golden Layers Butter Tastin’ (10 Flaky Biscuits), we were ready… a week ago. We wanted to make sure we had a thermometer on hand, and that it was a hot enough day.

STEP 1: Dish out premade cookie dough and biscuit dough onto a pan.

STEP 2: Set nature to 88 degrees.

STEP 3: Open the door of your 1999 Ford Taurus, placing the baking rack on the the dashboard.

STEP 4: Bake for six hours by closing the door and walking away.

STEP 5: Enjoy.

Our records for the event (we kept a thermometer in a cookie)

  • 10:10 AM, 88°F in car (placing the cookies in the car)
  • 10:20 AM, 75°F in cookie
  • 11:05 AM, 130°F in cookie
  • 12:00 PM, 131°F in cookie
  • 12:30 PM, 145°F in cookie
  • 1:00 PM, 156°F in cookie
  • 2:00 PM, 126°F in cookie (overcast; at this point, clouds covered the sky)
  • 3:00 PM, 120°F in cookie (still overcast)
  • 4:00 PM, 101°F in cookie (still overcast)

At 4:00 PM, we brought the plates in, and placed them on a tray… or at least, we tried to. The items on the silicone mat came off quickly, but the items placed directly on the tray took a little more coercion; since it’s perforated, they had to be lifted out of the perforations. From having worked in bakeries, it’s a good idea to place SOME sort of protection between the tray (either paper or the aforementioned silicone mat), but for experiment’s sake, we wanted to compare the silicone mat versus direct metal.

The general response to the cookies and biscuits was that they’d be great… if nature didn’t change it’s mind. At the height of the day, 1PM, the cookies had hit 156 degrees; only a few degrees off from the minimum required internal temperature for food service. Around this point, the sky went overcast… and the temperature proceeded to drop drastically. By the end of the working day, the cooking sheet was pulled out; cookies were nice and soft, but easily fell apart. The biscuits were solid on the outside and easy to handle, but doughy in the center. Still, with a little bit of butter or jelly, they’d be no real problem… after another minute in a toaster.

While we can’t officially advocate eating raw dough, we’ve all eaten raw cookie dought at some point in our lives, and this day was no exception. I did make sure to make people verbally agree not to be angry if they got sick from them, though.

The silicon pad worked wonders! Nothing stuck to it… which includes gravity, as due to the slight incline of the dashboard and parking lot, the cookies began to streak down the top. The cookies that weren’t on the dash, but straight on the preferoated cookie sheet, decided to drip down… leaving residue on my dash.

If anything? my car smells AMAZING now.

Check out our images of the event, including the time-lapse of the cookies and biscuits cooking over the course of the day, in the gallery below.
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Obscure Food Holidays – May

Obscure Food Holidays in May: Wine Day is May 25thThe most widely celebrated holidays in the month of May are Mother’s Day and Memorial Day, but there are a handful of other special dates that you may not be aware of. Check out this list of obscure holidays and observances that will help you to discover new foods and maybe even establish new family traditions.

National Barbecue Month – The great American barbecue is a form of cooking that’s just as much about celebration as it is about food. According to the Hearth, Patio & Barbecue Association, over 80 percent of Americans associate outdoor cooking with family gatherings and other social events. The steadily warming temperatures in the month of May provide us with ample opportunity to step outside and cook copious amounts of various meats over an open flame. Check out the National Barbecue Association’s list of regional and state barbecue-related websites for events in your area.

National Asparagus Month – Asparagus is a Spring vegetable that is harvested at a young age before the stems become too dense to eat. Commonly associated with appetizers and the rare side dish, asparagus is one of the most underutilized vegetables in the kitchen, despite the fact that it has a high nutritional value. Celebrate this month-long holiday by experimenting with new recipes or seeking out restaurants that offer unique approaches to asparagus.

May 6
International No Diet Day
This holiday was created by Mary Evans Young, a British woman who suffered with anorexia after being teased for being overweight. Celebrating this holiday doesn’t require you to consume unhealthy food, and it doesn’t necessarily give you an excuse to overeat. In fact, International No Diet Day is less about food and more about maintaining a realistic self-image. Studies show that the effects of dieting don’t last, and the weight will eventually come back. Take the time to stop stressing so much over food and dieting, and focus your energy on learning to accept who you are while making long-term lifestyle changes that will make you a healthier and happier person.

May 14
National Buttermilk Biscuit Day

As a child of the Deep South, I grew up eating buttermilk biscuits on a daily basis. Whether they’re covered with gravy, stuffed with meat and cheese, or filled with butter and brown sugar, buttermilk biscuits have remained one of the south’s greatest food traditions. Finding proper buttermilk biscuits at a restaurant can be difficult, so check out Alton Brown’s recipe that was featured on the Food Network show, Good Eats.

May 25
National Wine Day

Many people drink wine regularly, but this holiday is all about the wine making process. There are over 20 million acres of land dedicated to grapes that will be used to make wine, so you may live closer to a winery than you think. Wineries and grape farms often celebrate this holiday by hosting special events, so check around in your area. You could even buy a wine press and make your own wine for a wine tasting party at home!

May 28
National Brisket Day
Brisket is a cut of beef that is found in the lower chest area of the cow. This cut is primarily used to make pastrami and corned beef, and can be very tough if not cooked properly. Slowly smoking a brisket is arguably the best way to prepare it to ensure that the meat will be as tender as possible. If you don’t own a smoker, celebrate this holiday by visiting a local barbecue restaurant and ordering a delicious smoked brisket sandwich.

May 29
National Coq Au Vin Day
Coq Au Vin is a French dish that translates to “rooster in wine” and can be traced all the way back to the days of Julius Caesar. Chicken is marinated in wine, seared in a pan, and then simmered with onions, garlic, and mushrooms to create an incredibly tender and juicy meal that is well worth the effort. Try Tyler Florence’s recipe that was featured on Food 911.