America’s love of the show Seinfeld is never-ending, and Seinfeld‘s love of food as a cultural touchstone was ever-present. In a decade since the last show aired, we received teases of what would be going on in Curb Your Enthusiasm, but what would a new series of episode be doing? We’ve handpicked a few tweets from Modern Seinfeld, a currently-updating Twitter account about where the gang would be nowadays, especially focusing on their food adventures.
George gets a car that parallel parks itself, but still crashes while parking. Jerry tries to switch to tea. Kramer starts a pawn shop.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 11, 2012
Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend (Rashida Jones) because she Instagrams everything she eats. George tries to get a job with the Nets.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 10, 2012
Elaine’s new BF is a chef who does molecular gastronomy. George goes to the restaurant, complains there’s no actual food on his plate.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 11, 2012
George gives Derek Jeter fitness advice, Jeter gains 50 pounds. Kramer starts selling pot baked goods, has to deal w/ a scary baker/dealer.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 12, 2012
The gang spends the whole episode waiting for a Fresh Direct order, only to find Newman has intercepted it.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 12, 2012
George gives Derek Jeter fitness advice, Jeter gains 50 pounds. Kramer starts selling pot baked goods, has to deal w/ a scary baker/dealer.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 12, 2012
George gives Derek Jeter fitness advice, Jeter gains 50 pounds. Kramer starts selling pot baked goods, has to deal w/ a scary baker/dealer.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 12, 2012
Whole episode takes place in the long line at @shakeshack. Kramer unsuccessfully tries to cut. They give up when Crazy Joe Davola shows up.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 11, 2012
Elaine pretends to live in Brooklyn to date a cute, younger guy. Kramer becomes addicted to 5 Hour Energy. George’s parents get Skype.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 10, 2012
Kramer opens a food truck out of the back of Bob Sacamano’s pick-up. Jerry and Elaine get stuck on a train on the way to a Nets game.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 10, 2012
Jerry gets in a fight in the Trader Joes line. George’s Netflix thinks he’s gay. Elaine has to get One Direction tickets for her boss’s kid.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 10, 2012
Jerry has to stop using Google because he is dating Lydia Mapquest, heiress to the Mapquest fortune. Elaine waits for a Starbucks bathroom.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 12, 2012
Kramer starts selling large sodas on the black market. Jerry’s “Tonight Show” set is on Taxi TV and he becomes “Taxi Famous.”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 9, 2012
George trips, accidentally gropes someone on the train, and a video of it goes viral. Elaine gets a job writing menu copy for Guy Fieri.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 12, 2012
Jerry explains to a cashier that saying “the following customer” doesn’t work unless they then say a name, gets banned from all Starbucks.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 9, 2012
Jerry joins Twitter only to find that a Jerry parody account has 50k followers. It’s run by Bania who will stop if Jerry buys him dinner.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 10, 2012
Elaine has a bad waiter at a nice restaurant, her negative Yelp review goes viral, she gets banned. Kramer accidentally joins the Tea Party.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 10, 2012
Kramer is under investigation for heavy torrenting. Jerry’s new girlfriend writes an extremely graphic blog. George discovers Banh Mi.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 10, 2012
George pretends to be vegan to sleep with a woman, but then makes her eggs in the morning. Kramer gets an ebook deal. Jerry has a bad set.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 10, 2012
George thinks his GF is faking a gluten-intolerance, feeds her real cookies, sending her to the ER. Autocorrect ruins Jerry’s relationship.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 10, 2012