Publisher J. Jonah Jameson has made a name for himself as the most outspoken opponent of New York City’s Spider-Man, undecided on if he’s a “threat or menace”.
Still, the newspaper maestro lives in one city that has a unique food culture. We’ve gathered some of his tweets regarding food in the Big Apple, to get a look inside the lunch-life and more of Marvel’s (parody of) J. Jonah Jameson.
MISS BRANT I DID WHAT YOU ASKED AND “APPLIED SOCIAL MEDIA” BETTER BY TWEETING ABOUT MY LUNCH. I HAVEN’T GOTTEN ANY NEW FOLLOWERS.
— J Jonah Jameson (@JJONAHJAMESON) January 30, 2013
MEATBALL SANDWICH DAY. #TWEETINGABOUTLUNCH #SOCIALMEDIA #FUTURE
— J Jonah Jameson (@JJONAHJAMESON) January 30, 2013
I HAD A LUNCH MEETING WITH A TRUSTED OLD FRIEND FROM KNOB CREEK. HE GAVE ME 10 SHOTS OF ADVICE THAT WILL SERVE ME WELL IN THE BULLPEN TODAY.
— J Jonah Jameson (@JJONAHJAMESON) January 28, 2013
HOME MACHINE DIED SO I’M AT THE COFFEE BEAN. WONDERING WHY THEY INSIST ON PLAYING MUSIC THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE STRANGLING A BANJO.
— J Jonah Jameson (@JJONAHJAMESON) January 20, 2013
MISS BRANT. YOU HAVE FOUR MINUTES TO COME BACK FROM LUNCH. FOUR MINUTES.
— J Jonah Jameson (@JJONAHJAMESON) January 17, 2013
JUST SPENT TWENTY MINUTES WATCHING AN INTERN CRY INTO HIS RAMEN IN THE BREAK ROOM. BEST MOMENT OF 2013 SO FAR.
— J Jonah Jameson (@JJONAHJAMESON) January 11, 2013
HEY, MISS BRANT. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT “TOSSED SALAD?” ASK THE PEOPLE ON THE STREET BELOW MY OFFICE.
— J Jonah Jameson (@JJONAHJAMESON) January 7, 2013
COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE @missbettybrant
— J Jonah Jameson (@JJONAHJAMESON) January 3, 2013
FOR CHRISTMAS, THE GREEN GOBLIN INVADED MY HOME AND TORTURED ME FOR THREE DAYS. STILL BETTER THAN THAT BOTTLE OF WINE URICH BOUGHT ME.
— J Jonah Jameson (@JJONAHJAMESON) December 27, 2012
THIS EDITORIAL ISN’T GOING TO WRITE ITSELF! I’M GOING TO NEED THREE POTS OF COFFEE, A FIFTH OF RYE AND A CONSTITUTION THAT MENTIONS AR-15S.
— J Jonah Jameson (@JJONAHJAMESON) December 21, 2012
ALSO, SERIOUSLY. MISS BRANT. MY 3:45 COFFEE? COME ON. WE’RE NOT HEATHENS HERE.
— J Jonah Jameson (@JJONAHJAMESON) December 18, 2012
WHY IS MY COFFEE POT EMPTY? WHY IS MISS BRANT’S DESK EMPTY? WHY HAS URICH TURNED IN A PIECE ON TIME. OH GOD. IT’S THE APOCALYPSE, ISN’T IT?
— J Jonah Jameson (@JJONAHJAMESON) December 12, 2012
1) FILL JACK DANIELS BOTTLE WITH APPLE JUICE. 2) TAKE INTO CIRCULATION MEETING AND DRINK THE ENTIRE THING. 3) LET THEIR FEAR DO THE WORK.
— J Jonah Jameson (@JJONAHJAMESON) November 27, 2012
MISS BRANT, GET THE LUNCHROOM CATERER ON THE PHONE. I ASKED FOR LEGITIMATE GRAPES! THESE HAVE SEEDS IN THEM!
— J Jonah Jameson (@JJONAHJAMESON) August 22, 2012
AND MISS BRANT, STOP FLIRTING WITH PARKER AND BRING ME ONE OF THOSE STARBUCKS PEPPERMINT MOCHA THINGS SO I CAN THROW IT AT URICH.
— J Jonah Jameson (@JJONAHJAMESON) November 20, 2012
ROBBIE, HIRE BACK THAT FOOD EDITOR I THREW OUT LAST WEEK. IT LOOKS LIKE WE NEED HIM TO DO DOUBLE DUTY.
— J Jonah Jameson (@JJONAHJAMESON) November 20, 2012
MEATBALL SANDWICH, YOU ARE MY ONLY FRIEND TODAY. YOU AND DOCTOR JOHNNY WALKER AND THE DEADBOLT ON MY OFFICE DOOR. #THREEFRIENDS
— J Jonah Jameson (@JJONAHJAMESON) November 19, 2012
FRIDAY IS TUNA MELT DAY.FRIDAY IS TUNA MELT DAY.FRIDAY IS TUNA MELT DAY. UNLESS I FEEL LIKE A STEAK.
— J Jonah Jameson (@JJONAHJAMESON) October 5, 2012
MISS BRANT, CAN YOU PLEASE CALL YEE’S MAGIC WOK AND FIND OUT IF THEY’RE PUNISHING ME FOR SOMETHING?ARE THEY SPIDER-MAN FANS?
— J Jonah Jameson (@JJONAHJAMESON) September 28, 2012
WHO BROUGHT IN THIS FANCY COCONUT CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE “COFFEE” DRINK FOR ME? I HOPE THEY’RE OK WITH IT BEING THROWN AGAINST MY WINDOW.
— J Jonah Jameson (@JJONAHJAMESON) August 24, 2012