About Chad Bonin

Having worked in food for the better part of a decade (and always appreciative of it), Chad Bonin is a guy who won't claim to cook well, but knows how to have fun doing it. In 2011, he wrote the "Four Weeks of Breasts", about the many different ways someone with limited training can flavor the lowly chicken breast. He has been published online for over a decade, covering everything from video games and Apple products to comic books and cartoons.

Seamless and GrubHub Merge

Until this week, there have been two major online takeout services. Seamless, based in New York City, and GrubHub, started in Chicago, equally offer the same service: allowing customers to place orders online for takeout. Each were the modernization of a service many people never wanted to do- taking the “talking to a person on the phone” out of the  ”ordering food without leaving your house”. Plus, with digital ordering, orders have an opportunity to be more accurate for both the consumer and the restaurant.

Until this week.

Seamless and GrubHub have announced plans to merge together into one mega-takeout company, with a name yet undecided. GrubHub CEO Matt Maloney will become CEO, while Seamless CEO Jonathan Zabusky will be President.

Between the two companies, about $875 million was made in food sales, according to Huffington Post.

What does this mean for restaurant owners? If you’ve not signed up for either service, you might want to do so soon, or see how their new program sets up. Either way, it’s a consolidation of two of the biggest players in modern restaurant business forming one super-company that can do little but improve the amount and frequency of ordering from them. Taking advantage of technology is one way a classic business can stay ahead of the curve, enjoying the benefits that come from the advancement of others. Programs like Seamless and GrubHub have cost the creators and others time and effort, but a restaurant can effectively stroll in now and take advantage.

Lessons Learned From “Kitchen Nightmares”

Kitchen Nightmares has proven, time-and-again, to be, at worst, an entertaining look inside the restaurant business. Gordon Ramsay’s American adaptation of the show might be a little loudmouthed and belligerent than his British persona, but that’s what the media has told us we want in our hosts.

May 10th’s episode, focused on Amy’s Baking Company, has made waves in the restaurant and television worlds, for being a spectacular show of how not to handle criticism and issues that arise at restaurants. Gordon Ramsay, for the first time in his American production, left Amy’s Baking Company with the belief that the owners, Amy and Samy, would not be receptive to his help.

The episode is currently available on Hulu. What can restauranteurs learn from it?

Give your staff their tips

This may be one of the more obvious things when running a restaurant, but if a customer is leaving a tip, that tip is usually meant for the waitstaff that took care of them (and is usually left because they were happy with their service). It is not meant for the owner of the restaurant, unless explicitly stated. Even in that situation, the waitstaff is traditionally paid below minimum wage, and expect to make up the difference via tips. Amy’s Baking Company paid their staff an hourly wage, which breaks tradition and expectations of the modern dining-out experience.

Do not fire staff in front of guests, and without coaching

If an employee is outright stealing, being violent, or otherwise are creating a situation where they are untenable and need to be quickly removed from work, do so in the quietest way possible. Food runner Katy’s clarification if the food was going to the right table lead to an immediate dismissal in the front of the restaurant by Amy. If you believe a staff member is being disrespectful, coach them on it. It is unacceptable to fire someone in front of customers; as the scene showed, the actions quickly elevated to crying, screaming, and arguing. These are things to not let customers see, and should honestly not arise during a clean break.

Do not engage with “Haters”

Much of the episode features the owners and operators of the restaurant saying their business is failing because of “Internet Haters”, people complaining about their restaurant online. Engaging with them in any fashion only encourages more responses, and they may be in greater numbers than you’d expect.

Do not dismiss criticism as “hating”

At the same time, many of Chef Ramsay’s questions and criticism were immediately dismissed. He did not even get to the point where he could suggest ways to improve and increase taste and profitability of dishes. While there may be some people who are out to ruin your days, some complaints and comments come from a desire to help. In any situation, a customer stating that he can’t wait more than the hour he already has for a pizza should not be run out in the street and called a “pansy”.

Your staff is the restaurant’s staff, not personal attendants

Once again, you’ve hired these people to work in your restaurant. They may be flexible in their duties, such as helping change a lightbulb despite being a waiter, or pitching in and cleaning dishes despite being hire a chef. In no situation should an employee walk outside and wash your car.

Trust your staff

You may be a perfectionist when it comes to the kitchen, but someone else needs to be able to handle the register. You may know your way around the Point-Of-Sale system, but you definitely need to have others trained on it. “Dirty” and “lazy” are not words that should be descriptors of your staff, and you shouldn’t go through 100 in two years. A little trust towards them will go a long way in making a restaurant run smoother.

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A Twist On Taco Shells

Taco Bell has stumbled backwards into an amazing business, with the Doritos Locos Taco (and its newly-bred Cool Ranch variation, alongside another upcoming, flamed-fueld flavor) being both a boon to their bottom line and the economy of America as a whole. It was (conceptually) a simple change; make a taco shell out of a Dorito chip, or coat a taco shell in the infamous Doritos dust.

But why stop there?

Food Beast is reporting that Taco Bell in Southern California is testing a Waffle Taco. Naturally, this will not be a daytime, ground-beef-and-lettuce taco, but it is a sausage patty and egg (and syrup, at your discretion) breakfast beast that would make early-morning Taco Bell fans run to their borders with 89 cents in hand.

Ingenuity will always reign with the home craftsman, though. DudeFoods has created the Bacon Weave Taco, making a shell entirely out of everyone’s favorite pork variety. His rough instructions give a good idea where to start on making one of your own, but he suggest filling it with “seasoned ground beef, sour cream, lettuce, tomato and shredded cheese.”

We know where your mind has ventured, and we’ve thought about it as well. Combining all these forces of tacos into one delicious mega taco would be the goal, and end point, of all humanity. Where can you go after a bacon/waffle/Dorito triple-shelled taco with sausage, eggs, beef, sour cream, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, and maple syrup?

Taco Bell struck it big with their first variation, and are going for more. Have you considered trying something outlandish to spur sales at your restaurant?

McDonalds To Double Up On Quarter Pounders

Jules: Well, if you like burgers give ‘em a try sometime. I can’t usually get ‘em myself because my girlfriend’s a vegetarian which pretty much makes me a vegetarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett: No.
Jules: Tell ‘em, Vincent.
Vincent: A Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett!

The last time the Quarter Pounder with Cheese ever got any major media attention was in the 1994 classic, Pulp Fiction, by Quentin Tarintino. It’s a simple, solid burger for fast-food fans, featuring a quarter pound of 100% pure beef (as always stated, before cooking), seasoned with salt and pepper, and topped with two slices of cheese, onions, and pickles, on a sesame seed bun. It’s a reserved Big Mac. The Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese features an additional meat patty, but that’s where the differences, and the legacy of the burger, end.

Not so! GrubGrade reports that McDonald’s will be introducing three new Quarter Pounders, replacing their fading Angus Burgers in prominence and variety for a premium burger from the company. The new burgers include:

  • Deluxe Quarter Pounder, featuring cheese, tomato, fresh leaf lettuce, red onion, pickles, mustard, and mayo.
  • Bacon & Cheese Quarter Pounder, featuring thick-cut, applewood-smoked bacon, red onion, pickles, mustard, and ketchup.
  • Habanero Ranch Quarter Pounder, featuring white cheddar, bacon, lettuce, tomato, an a habanero ranch sauce.

These new burgers will begin to appear in May, but will fully roll out by the end of June.

Have you looked at updating some of your menu items with new variations? Have you consider that a more expensive item can be replicated with more common ingredients at a cheaper cost?

Instawares Bakes: Ice Cream Bread

There are two things that are nigh-universally liked in America; bread and ice cream. The problem is, neither are traditionally diet-friendly and healthy; as Scott Pilgrim VS. The World famously reminded us in a line delivered by Michael Cera’s titular “hero”, “Bread makes you fat?” It’s nothing but carbs, at it’s basis. Ice cream, on the other hand, never has had any notions of being healthy. It’s milk, cream, eggs, and traditionally a variety of other ingredients to give it flavor.

At some point, someone realized something amazing. All bread is, at the source, is water and flour. Water can be replaced by another liquid, such as… melted ice cream. In Katrina’s Kitchen has a great recipe for ice cream bread. Wikipedia encourages three parts liquid to five parts flour for most yeast breads. Her recipe is largely simple.

  1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
  2. Mix 1.5 quarts of softened ice cream with 3 cups of self-rising flour.
  3. Pour in a pan and bake for 35 minutes.

It’s suggested to not use a low- or non-fat ice cream.

Have you already started to think of recipes that could use this bread? Just looking at what Ben & Jerry’s offers, a few ideas jump out.

  • Cinnamon Bun ice cream could become the basis of a good cinnamon bun bread.
  • Oatmeal Cookie Chunk could be a sweet and chunky way to keep this almost traditional bread-like.
  • Banana Split may be the beginning of a decent banana bread.
  • Coffee Caramel Buzz or Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz Buzz may be the perfect thing for coffee cake bread.

Do you have any ideas for ice cream bread you’d like to share?

Could You Eat Insects For Nutritional Benefits?

It can be considered a delicacy in certain situations, or it can be a disaster if you want it to be. Many insects are actually dense in protein, reproduce fast enough to be sustainable, thrive in conditions that might be too hard for larger mammals to grow in, and are ecologically responsible. Have you ever thought about adding insects to your diet?

A new report by the United Nations states that eating insects could help fight pollution, malnourishment, and hunger, Huffington Post reports. The Food and Agriculture Organization recently finished a study, stating that edible insects such as grasshoppers, ants, and more would be a boon to society if we, our pets, and our livestock, ate them. They produce, on the large, less harmful greenhouse gasses, feed on waste, and produce for agricultural feed. They also reproduce quickly, are high in protein, and contain many vitamins and minerals.

Who’s The Pest? Event even makes a point to show that they can be delicious. In the following video, Beeswax Ice Cream might be the most sane thing you’ll see, but the dishes are apparently delicious.

Epicurious recently gave some crawling critters a taste test, and came up with the following observations:

Earthworms taste like dirt no matter how much pad thai sauce you stew it in or how much sriracha you squirt on it. And the texture is just as nasty as you’d imagine — a combination of rubbery, gummy and squishy. You get bits of dirt-tasting earthwork stuck between your teeth, and it stays there for the rest of the night.
Scorpions and crickets and other chitin-y bugs are bitter and a little less crunchy than you’d expect, and there’s really not much to them besides that — and the bitter aftertaste, which is hard to wash away.
Mealworms are juicier than you’d expect them to be. That’s not a good thing.
The surprise winner? Maggots. Maggots pop in your mouth and have a toasted-rice flavor. They’re almost exactly like Rice Krispies, no kidding. Now go eat breakfast.

So, with the options weighed, would you consider eating our multi-legged, crunchy, critters? Do you see them as a viable option to help out nutrition and the Earth?

Or, are you just all-too grossed out by the concept?

T.G.I. Friday’s Going For Small Plates

The allure of the small plate is simple; having “small plate” dishes on your menu allow customers to buy a bunch of them and share with their cohorts. The cost is low for the individual, but they get a chance to try multiple things on the menu, which you may actually sell larger versions of. Consider them, in this regard, to be paid samplers. T.G.I. Friday’s has launched a menu committed to just this plan.

Their Taste and Share menu includes

  • Thai Pork Tacos
  • Ahi Tuna Crisps
  • Bacon Mac and Cheese Bites
  • Corned Beef and Swiss Sliders
  • Garlic and Basil Bruschetta
  • Parmesan Meatballs
  • Hibachi Skewers

All the dishes are priced individually from $4.99 to $6.99, and three can be purchased for $15, or five for $22, Nation’s Restaurant News reports.

While all the dishes sound delicious, the real treat is how easy they are for customers to share, and how varied they are, encouraging groups of friends and family to orders multiples and a variety of them. The fact that Friday’s is offering bundle packs encourages customers to stock up. Additionally, this may increase foot traffic, as people with a limited budget or desire to eat might just pick up a snacker, and spend money elsewhere on items that drive profits, such as drinks.

Have you considered adding small, shareable dishes? Do you see the value in making them a regular part of your menu, or would you consider doing them on a trial basis? What dishes do you serve that you see customers splitting, sharing, and passing around?